Hmm, Lapland UK may or may not be a good day out, but the price is simply unjustifiable.
£85 for a weekday visit????
For the equivalent of three visits I've just booked, during Christmas holidays, a week in Egypt.
It's just plain wrong.
I spent less than that on a Tussauds pass and we had a whole year of visiting Chessington, Thorpe Park, Alton Towers, Madame Tussauds (which is rubbish) and the London Eye.
The food sounds like school dinners
^What food will be there?
You will have a choice of one of the following main courses, and one of the desserts. These are subject to availability and included in your ticket price. We have catered for vegetarians, vegans and coeliacs, and the ingredients of each dish are detailed below.
Main Courses:
Baked breakfast
Turkey, Leek & Ham pie
Cottage pie
Smoked Haddock, Salmon & Hake Pie
Sausages with Mash and Onion Gravy
Sausages and Mash without Gravy
Grilled Vegetable Bake
Macaroni cheese
Desserts:
Chocolate Pot
Mixed berries set in Strawberry Jelly
Apple Crumble and Custard
Drinks:
Jugs of local tap water & cordials to be set on the tables. You will also be able to purchase excellent coffee, tea, herbal teas, soft drinks, and other home made snacks on site if you wish.^
Local tap water?
What other kind is there????
And really, if they are trying to make out that it's an £85-quality experience, they could at least spend more than 50p on ingredients.
But I guess they can't provide the level of service because this is still a mass-crowd attraction, but at personal service prices.
Photographs are not permitted in Father Christmas's house but professional photographs of your family will be available to purchase
WTF?????
That is obscene.
At £15 I can understand them charging extra, but at £85, this thing should be all-inclusive. Is the only thing justifying the £60 price hike the inclusive school dinner?
Oh no, there is more, they've added an ice rink, well that must be worth all of £5.
They've even managed to con The Guardian that it's some kind of eco-trip with crap like this:
^Lapland UK's vision is to provide a high quality Lapland inspired Christmas experience for the discerning family here in the UK as an alternative to flying to Lapland, thus enabling children to have an enchanting Christmas day trip without generating those nasty flight carbon footprints.
What are the carbon stats? Are they significant? Family of four
Lapland and back in a day carbon footprint is 2 tonnes
Lapland UK daytrip by car carbon footprint is 0.01 tonnes ^
Ah yes, it's just the same of course. I'd better cancel my trip to Egypt, I've already seen the pyramids in Las Vegas.
The pricing is an absolute joke, but then the owner is an ex-city trader, and he obviously knows about supply and demand, so he's whacked the price up to the maximum possible level, not one that reflects fair value.
£400 for a family of four, which is what this will cost with the photos and tat, would buy you a full week's holiday abroad, if you shop around.