How to survive a holiday with the in laws

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I rather foolishly agreed to a week long holiday to a Greek island with DH’s parents. No kids yet.

They’re nice people but very different from DH and I. They argue a lot and very often do things in a different way to what we would. They’re also both vegetarian and fussy eaters beyond that.

How do I survive this holiday. We’ve rented a remote villa on a tiny island.

Loud sex on the first night... Hopefully they will be too embarrassed to see you the entire week.

It^ would be my excuse. It’s also easy to talk convincingly about this - just cite Trump, he provides something every day.
long distance running as @Helpwithdivorce suggested is a good idea but might not be suitable for a remote villa on small island.

Whose idea was this to go on holiday with them?.

Cancel staying with them in the villa of doom.

If that is not possible hire a moped or a 2 seater car and explore the island. Spend as little time as possible with them.