OK, you?re all coming back from your hols now so someone must be able to report back to help us decide where to take the non-school-age DC next month. We?ve got a week off, but won?t be able to book anywhere until the end of the week before, so our choice will probably be limited anyway, but if we had a free choice between the above four, which should we go for? Or should we look elsewhere?
Our criteria are: I like comfort and cleanliness, the more stars the better, but would rather not have to dress up too much for dinner; DD loves the BEEEEEECH! and needs to be somewhere that will facilitate a lot of jumping over waves; DS is teething and is likely to wake DD up if they?re forced to sleep in the same room, so somewhere with two interconnecting rooms or a three (or more) room suite/villa would be ideal. Childcare for a few hours of parental R&R is essential.
The impression I have, from what I?ve heard here and elsewhere, and from the hotels? websites, is that (and please don?t shoot me if I unintentionally offend - I'm realise I'm being a bit of a cheeky monkey but your confirmations or corrections are very welcome) Moonfleet is for Bodenites, Bedruthan for Fat Faces, Knoll House for M&Sers and Sands for JJB Sportswearers. Like I say, I?m not being deliberately snobbish (FWIW I am dressed by all of the above to a greater or lesser degree) but it would be good to know what to expect....
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