Need to deal with my porky self ready for the walking and swimming. Couldn't give a toss how I look, just need the stamina to last the long parks days grin.
Me too, Kinky! By Day 5 or 6 I am usually taking painkillers at the end of the day to cope with all the walking! 10 miles a day is quite common, apparently! Seems like we are going to be there at the same time as you, btw! I'm not sure that we'll be doing quite as much walking in August as we do when it's cooler though - I'm imagine a few hours before collapsing in a sweaty heap.
I'm also getting mentally prepared for FP booking. Is it 60 days before? I might have asked this already... Also, how many can you book at a time?
Depends where you are staying - if onsite you can book FPs at 60 days out but offsite is 30. You can book 3 per day. Then when you've used that up you can book further individual FPs, one at a time (get the app and book via your pone rather than going to a kiosk). Though there isn't usually much left by then.
Can someone talk me through the memory maker like I'm an idiot?
There are photographers everywhere. Just get them to take your photo and then they will scan either your entry ticket, Memoy Maker card if you have one, or your magic band - all 3 work the same but magic bands are by far the easiest. Similarly, when you get off a ride and see your photo at the exit, just scan either of these things under your photo. These pics will then all magically appear on your My Disney Experience account. You then have a limited amout of time to download the pictures (I can't remember how long you get but you'll have time to wait until you get home and do it). Biggest tip I can give is to get yourself a magic band though - if you are staying onsite you will get them automatically but if onsite you can buy them quite cheaply. With a band, your ride photos will automatically appear on your account, without you having to scan anything. There are also two on-ride videos which you can ONLY get with a band, not with a ticket or card. Don't forget to ask for magic shots too - some are cheesy but some are really fun!