We are skint. No money for holidays. We're leaving Oxford in a few months and haven't seen nearly enough of the country. The only way I can see round this is camping - which is beyond the pale - or swapping houses with some lovely family in a lovely town/village for a couple of days.
We live in a biggish townhouse which is 15/20 mins walk from the town centre. V respectable area. Double bed/double futon/cot. Lots to do/see here. On-street parking.
We are very responsible and will not trash/steal your stuff. We have a toddler who hopefully will stick to that. 
If you fancy it then CAT/email me on prunepruni at hotmail dot com.