I think ‘Mickey Mouse’ is VERY hard to define.
Some of the lowest A level grade requirements are for ‘traditional academic subjects’ but at lower ranked universities. However, these may be critically accessible stepping stones for local students, those who cannot leave the area for personal reasons or due to cost, or those who are first generation university attendees who think more established universities are ‘not for them’. Courses may well be available in formats that allow study alongside employment.
Some of the subjects that sound ‘Mickey Mouse’ are actually very high quality, niche courses with high employment rates in the local area.
Some ‘low-ranking’ institutions have world class elements, where selection may be fierce but not measured through A-level grades.
As an example, consider Birmingham City. Its Economics course, for example, is not up there with the highly selective universities, despite being a course name not usually described as ‘Mickey Mouse’. Ditto Architecture - but for someone currently working in an architect’s office, it provides a route through which someone can pass the Part 1 exams, which us not available elsewhere.
Its Horology and Jewellery courses sound ‘Mickey Mouse’, but are tailored to key local industries.
Royal Birmingham Conservatoire, part of BCU, is highly selective by audition, not A levels, and is much more highly regarded nationally and internationally than BCU as a whole, with a particularly high reputation in some genres.
So do we want to axe traditional academic courses from lower ranking universities, niche courses that meet local business needs, or whole institutions even if they harbour some extremely high quality parts? And if we do wield the axe, who and what are we harming, in terms of local people and disadvantaged groups (often already affected by the almost total disappearance of meaningful adult education courses).