I've just read my medical records for the first time. At least I now know why hospital staff are inclined to be so wary of me.
I've discovered that my medical records document my reporting of an, erm, serious event (sorry, I can't get the words out) which took place at a very improbable location. The event described did not take place, and I never alleged that it did. And because, from the way it is recorded it seems almost certainly untrue, I'm left coming across as either utterly mental or an evil and malicious lier.
The woman who showed me my records was very embarrassed and apologetic, and immediately entered a note in the margin stating that I deny having said it all. Is there anything else, though, that I can do to have all mention of it deleted?