Is my breathing ok?

[Rhubarb]

Have a listen, what do you think?

You lot are mad. This is hilarious.

I think you need a lung-ectomy. Stat.

sounds a little heavy to me - are you snuggling up to your new fridge? and is the motor running?

YOu can go to breathing lessons you know.

Ds goes. It teached him to breathe effectively and efficiently. They cost £12569 per term. I think breathing i a life skill. So any people do it wromg.

think you need to blow your nose - you sound a bit snotty!

I don't know....but I think I may have solved your problems.....

You are not in labour.

A labour politician is in you.

You are working yoursleves too hard, leading to temporary shortness of breath.

As soon as yuo both complete your pleasures...you breathing will calm down as you both relax.... (providing you are not of the type who prefer a quick ciggy afterwards; in which case the shortness pf breath may last a little longer)

I think I may be breathing wrong then. I need to sit down and compost myself, clearly.

Rhubarb, I can't hear your breathing, have you died?

Yes.

Oh, OK then

your breathing sounds forced rhubarb

(geddit)

How do you compost yourself?

composting yourself

how is the breathing now???

is this all down to excitement, or is the fullmoon effecting you in ways we have yet to understand and experiment on....

Thank you, northern, my memory failed me temporarily.

i think you should seek medical advice an not for the breathing- for the genital problems>

Ring NHS direct your breathing doesn't sound right.
Do you have anyone in RL who can help ?