I have been tested for everything under the sun.
I am not pregnant.
I cut out caffeine and they stopped, until today when it started up again before me having eaten or drunk anything which rules out the food/drink related ibs theory that I would have leaned towards (I was thinking "Oh, it must be something as well as the caffeine" then realised about the lack of food).
The rest of the family have had a stomach bug, am thinking it could be that but it not actually doing anything as I am slightly constipated (far tmi I know... tis a different pain from constipation).
So, I have spent the day with period type pains, getting steadily worse, now radiating down my legs, and I can't crawl into bed when DH gets home because I did that several times last week with various issues
Someone take me out and shoot me.