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Mortified: v frequent loud queefs

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Battisborough · 05/02/2025 22:41

Has anyone suddenly developed this problem and if so did you find a cause or cure?

im so self conscious. It’s awful and loud and happens very often for the first minute or so after I stand up. It does not happen when lying down and not much when sitting. I’m so upset about it and have started to not want to go to work. It started about six weeks ago and is getting more frequent and I’m sure people hear. I will make a GP appointment which I’ve been putting off as it’s embarrassing and I have no other issues at all.

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ByQuaintAzureWasp · 06/02/2025 09:08

Pennnyforthright · 05/02/2025 22:50

Wtf is a queef?

Fart

Pennnyforthright · 06/02/2025 09:31

Battisborough · 05/02/2025 22:55

Might be nice to ask a little more sensitively given the distress I have explained in my OP. It’s a fanny fart.

I would probably have said “passing wind from my vagina”.

Battisborough · 06/02/2025 09:39

Thank you @Pennnyforthright that is helpful to know and I will keep it in mind.

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