Flippant title. But I'm actually really worried and would appreciate some hand-holding.
I've been having blood and mucous in my poo all week. Not spotting when I wipe - it's streaked through with it. Some fluid leakage from my bottom which I'm having to wear pads for.
Have other weird symptoms which I'd previously shrugged off - terrible wind after eating, complete and utter exhaustion generally (blood tests found I was anaemic a few months ago, but had been taking iron tablets and it improved).
I submitted the online form to my GP this morning and they rang within half an hour to make me a face-to-face appointment first thing Monday morning.
I'm 43 and there's a history of bowel cancer in the family.
There are lots of things it could be, though, right?