It was for an ongoing mystery stomach thing, a couple of weeks ago.
Appointment was 08.45 Sunday morning (really handy for me!) at specialist hospital unit.
Arranged & explained over the phone (letter & leaflet arrived AFTER due to post 😤). No eating for six hours before, nothing to drink for two hours before.
I was 15 mins early but efficient conveyor belt process began immediately - nurse said they were seeing 60 people that day! Masks required.
Interview to collect medical history, obtain consent and choose medication. I opted for the throat numbing spray and intravenous sedation.
Note - if you have sedation you must be collected afterwards, can't leave alone and must rest 24 hours with no child care, driving, working, decision-making etc.
You are fully dressed including shoes, so wear a short sleeved top for the blood pressure cuff and cannula.
The cannula (little plastic tap thing) was placed in the vein in the crook of my elbow.
I was called into the exam room, then lay on my left side on the couch, a saline solution went into the cannula, then the little tube of sedative. And a squirty spray to the back of my throat (tastes like strong mouthwash).
After that … all a bit of a blur! I remember having a plastic mouth guard to cover my teeth. There was a TV screen I could watch it on if I wanted - I know I did but all I can remember is ... pink.
Obviously they put a thin tube with camera and light and something to take the biopsy with down there, but I really remember nothing. Still vaguely awake but couldn't care less, couldn't feel anything or remember if anything was said. Apparently it's about five minutes.
I must have been wheeled into recovery room (don't remember though).
Then gradually back to normal, blood pressure checked, helped to stand up, my notes handed to me (the word 'normal') stands out.
Then told I could contact partner to come from the cafe to take me home.
I was in maybe a couple of hours or so.
You can eat an hour afterwards, but avoid hot food & drink for a couple of hours to ensure throat spray worn off and you don't burn your mouth.
I felt absolutely normal very quickly, no pain or sickness at all.
Back to work next morning.