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How do you cope with Smear Tests ?

66 replies

pascale · 08/11/2004 18:06

I ask because I'm due for one and find the whole thing really anxious making - not so much what might be found but more the process of having the proceedure. How do you deal with it ?

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acnebride · 08/11/2004 20:14

I take a deep breath in and then breathe out very slowly. I now might be old enough to ask the nurse to smear in time with my breathing, rather than trying to breathe in time with her...

Family PC a good idea as they tend to have evening opening hours and i have always found them more relaxed than gp surgeries. i think a nurse/doctor with good technique is luck of the draw though.

thanks for tip re retro uterusus pph

nutcracker · 08/11/2004 20:18

Oh this thread has reminded me i am due for mine. Nurse told me i can't have my next pill perscription until i've had a smear

I hate them, the last one was my worst, the nurse said "just relax it won't hurt' and i'm lying there thinking 'you bloody liar, it hurts like hell'.

ChicPea · 08/11/2004 20:24

YOu MUST MUST MUST have a smear test. I mentioned casually that I was about to have a test to a friend who said she hadn't had one for TEN YEARS. Off she went and she was told she had grade four cancer cells.
All women should have smear tests every year to ensure their reproductive health is looked after.

KateandtheGirls · 08/11/2004 20:33

You're absolutely right ChicPea. I haven't had once since I was pregnant with my youngest (now 2.5), what with moving to a new area and everything, but that's no excuse.

In fact I just got back from a physical at my new doctor who recommended a gyneocologist, and I was planning to call for an appointment.

I certainly don't enjoy the whole thing (we get the whole gyneocogical check up, including breast exam), but I don't find it particularly unpleasant. For me it's a case of getting off my lazy ass to make an appointment and find someone to watch the kids.

Slinky · 08/11/2004 21:17

Very important IMO - regardless of how it makes you feel!

I went for my 1st one when I was 18 (recommended then after I was 6months on the Pill). Went back 3 years for a routine - to find that I had abnormal cells.

Sent off to Gynae for a Colpolscopy and discovered I had CIN 3 cells. Needed treatment to have the cells removed. Then went on to have "6 monthly" smears, before yearly.

Have been clear for 12 years now so am back on 3 yearly smears BUT I really CANNOT stress the importance of going for a check-up.

morningpaper · 08/11/2004 21:20

I don't mind smear tests AT ALL and I am the biggest wuss in the whole world and it took me about eight days to give birth. For my last smear test I took dd (18 months) with me and she was very fascinated by the doctor fiddling with my 'bits' and kept saying "me next!" and trying to get her trousers down.

Millie1 · 08/11/2004 21:26

I HATE them ... they hurt soo much and I'm a nervous wreck from the time I make the apt until it's done and dusted. Had one a few weeks back and think even the nurse was glad when it was over - hope to heavens I don't have to have a repeat. But they are important and not worth skipping.

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Shimmy21 · 08/11/2004 21:45

Agree how important and how horrible they are but feel that once you've given birth nothing can ever be quite as uncomfortable. My tip is go somewhere where they do them often with someone who does it a lot! I had an awful experience at a student clinic. The young male doc must have only jus qualified. He looked about 15 and was shaking with nerves. Worse - he giggled as he inserted the speculum. So humiliating.

MrsDoolittle · 08/11/2004 21:46

I dont. Never had one - ever! And I'm a nurse!! I have been nagged and nagged by friends and still can't bring myself to
What does that say about me?

KangaMummy · 08/11/2004 21:51

shimney that sounds awful

did you know that it was students at the clinic or was it at fp clinic?

I gave birth in front of 21 people but still hate the idea of smear with 1 nurse.

KangaMummy · 08/11/2004 21:51

shimmy sorry

alexsmum · 08/11/2004 21:55

Did you all get taught sos breathing at ante-natal classes? it's 'sigh out slowly' breathing and it really helps you relax.That's the only way I can get through smears.And then you have the horrible wait for the results.My gp did it last time and knew how stressed I was, and made a point of telling me how pink and healthy my cervix looked!!!
Myy worst experience with a student dr was having an internal when pregnant.He said he had to get the registrar to come and look because" it doesn't look like anything I've ever seen before!!" Instant panic!!!!! Think he got a bollocking! registar said it was fine ! but what a git ! Even if you think it- don't say it!!!!

Shimmy21 · 08/11/2004 22:01

I should explain -it was a clinic for students, not of student docs. I assume they wouldn't let an unaccompanied student do a smear test until qualified -I hope!!

ja9 · 08/11/2004 22:06

I had one the other day - decided to combine it with my post-natal check up. First time i had met that doctor as have just moved to the area. She was one of those really annoying chatty types.. ' cant seem to find your cervix; it must be here somewhere because you didn't leave it at home.. chat chat'

aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

just get on with it you annoying woman!

Catbert · 08/11/2004 22:15

GOODNESS what are doctors like sometimes! Reading yours posts made me think about my recent smear check, which my doc (lady doc who I think is fab) did whilst checking my innards, cause of persistent bleeding during period. Whilst inserting speculum (sp?) says "oh yes, very bloody in there isn't it - i'll do a smear anyway (teeth on edge scrape with lollystick) - probably not much point, probably come back saying sample not clear cause of all that blood - oh look! (out comes spec. device, enter shloop noise effect) eew - look at that, it's going to turn this water all pink (drops into container) - and someone's gotta clean that later, oh dear"...

me - dying of shame on couch, please kill me now.

Catbert · 08/11/2004 22:17

And again (not smear related) after persistent bouts of thrush, going to GP, quite youngish at the time asking "is this def thrush?" and him taking a look and saying the phrase:

"oh yes - definately thrush - very cottage cheesy up there"... Nice.

Sorry - off the point somewhat. I just do it and not think about it and hope for the best. It's all you can do! VERY important though.

scaltygirl · 08/11/2004 22:21

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HelloMama · 08/11/2004 22:50

Here are my best bits of advice (as someone who regularly performs smears on others!):

say if you've never had one done before as nurse / dr should try be be extra careful and fully explain procedure (although I'm careful with everyone, as you can never be too sure what people's experiences have been like before)

tell the nurse / dr if it is painful. Although smears are uncomfortable, they shouldn't be painful, and if they are, it is usually because of something the nurse / dr are doing which can be changed, ie doing it too fast or being a bit rough. Just say 'ow' and they should get the message!

Nurses tend to be a bit more practised at taking smears, so I'd always ask the practice nurse to do it. Or going to a family planning clinic is a good idea where we're used to seeing women's 'bits' all day every day, especially if you're a bit nervous. The recall system doesnt tend to be as good there though (letting you know when you're next due a smear etc) so make sure you always make a note of the year you went and what the result was, just in case.

Nutcracker, you should still always be prescribed your contraception regardless of whether you've had a smear or not. There are some very valid reasons why people do not attend for screening (which is optional in the first place) and its not the nurses place to be judgemental and with hold your contraception.

linnet · 08/11/2004 22:59

How soon after having a baby can you get a smear done? I think I was due for one in September but haven't had a reminder through yet. I had a baby in May so wondered if it had been delayed for that reason? If not I'll phone up and ask about it tomorrow.

fuzzywuzzy · 08/11/2004 23:29

linnet I think you can get one done at your six week check if your post natal bleeding has stopped.

linnet · 08/11/2004 23:34

I remember asking the Dr at my 6 week check when I was next due a smear, as at the hospital the midwife at the booking in appointment had been a bit snippy about the fact that I couldn't remember the exact date of my last one. But I always go for one so knew it had been done recently. anyway Dr told me that it was due in September and that I'd get a reminder. Will phone tomorrow to ask about it.
Thanks

bloss · 09/11/2004 01:13

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pascale · 09/11/2004 09:48

thanks for all that info - will get it booked soon as I can.

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Marina · 09/11/2004 09:58

Direct Health 2000 offer a "gentler" smear test apparently (they do other stuff apart from single immunisations), I've not taken them up on it. It's not available on the NHS, I think it involves bathing the cervix and collecting a sample that way...better than a lolly stick!
I read pph's retroverted uterus tip with interest, I've always found smears agonising and NOW I KNOW WHY. Never missed one though - know too many people who have had scares. Good luck with the appointment Pascale.
And LOL Scaltygirl re Ann Widdecombe!