Okay, now if anyone is eating PLEASE CLOSE THIS THREAD because it's horrid.
Today I was out shopping and missed lunch and returned home at 3:30 famished. Looked in fridge, one leftover trout, two days past use by. Looked and smelled fine but couldn't be arsed to wait for George Foreman grill to heat up so put it in the microwave for three minutes.
It looked cooked.
So I ate most of it, thinking, 'some of this is a tad cooler than it should and a bit pinker' but was very hungry. Got to last bit and noticed something white and wiggling.
A fish worm
Which means:
(1) The fish wasn't properly cooked
(2) I may well have eaten another one
In this case, this emoticon does not mean envy but bleeuuurrgh.
Anyway, apart from making me feel sick obviously, I am a tad concerned about what happens if I have eaten one. Anybody know by chance?
NB I am already a small size 10 and could do with not going down two dress sizes by catching worms thanks!