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cods eye chapter 3 1/2

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FluffyMummy123 · 16/08/2007 13:44

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Gobbledigook · 16/08/2007 13:46

what've you done to it? have missed earlier chapters

FluffyMummy123 · 16/08/2007 13:48

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FluffyMummy123 · 16/08/2007 13:48

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saltire · 16/08/2007 13:53

You could get one like Mad-eye Moody in the Harry potter films, it spins in all directions and he can see out the back of his head, think of the fun you could have

FluffyMummy123 · 16/08/2007 15:48

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Whooosh · 16/08/2007 15:52

"something in your eye"?????

That will be the two fingers or sharp stick which seem to get shoved your way occasionally

FluffyMummy123 · 16/08/2007 18:58

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deaconblue · 16/08/2007 20:20

Hey you'll be Big Mo from our teaching days (kids used to say her eye was glass, do you remember???)

ahundredtimes · 16/08/2007 20:23

Is this STILL going on?

Who are you waiting to see?

I can't bear the thought of you sitting there weeping daily. It doesn't seem right.

Mind you, a glass eye? This could be fun. It could swivel unnervingly.

ahundredtimes · 16/08/2007 20:26

You could get it in another colour OR you could get a range of colours to match your weirdy autumn shoes and handbags.

See. Every cloud and all that.

Rhubarb · 16/08/2007 20:27

[lurk]

VeniVidiVickiQV · 16/08/2007 20:32

I work with a lady who has a glass eye. Its cool!

could it be like an impetigo type infection?

ahundredtimes · 16/08/2007 20:37

Oh no VVV, it's an old swimming pool injury we think.

I've tried to her to re-create the incident to find out which eye it is. I have come up with some excellent suggestions to capture that special communal changing room atmosphere - but she isn't playing.

Oh no.

Rhubarb · 16/08/2007 20:38
ahundredtimes · 16/08/2007 20:39

Rhubarb. STOP IT. I've apologised and explained and everything.

Rhubarb · 16/08/2007 20:40

I know! Just teasing!

ahundredtimes · 16/08/2007 20:41

Yes, I know.

It's not good this though is it? I'll have to play dumb more. I'm telling you it's an infliction. Almost as this poor ladies eye business really.

Rhubarb · 16/08/2007 20:42

I will probably remember you now though you see!

Which you may or may not think is a good thing.

ahundredtimes · 16/08/2007 20:44
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ahundredtimes · 16/08/2007 20:47

LOL. Will she need that rictus grin to keep the thing in do you think?

FluffyMummy123 · 17/08/2007 09:53

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MrsJohnCusack · 17/08/2007 10:20

oooh glass eyes
in the last show I played in before I left the UK, I was merrily playing along on my sax (I think it was The SUn Has GOt His Hat On, show was Me and My Girl) when there was a little ping as something hit my sax and landed between my feet

When I had a look, it turned out to be the glass eye belonging to an ancient old man in the front row.

QUite unnerving. but a good trick

ahundredtimes · 17/08/2007 11:03

lol. Oh I think this glass eye could be a go-er Cod.

Rhubarb was stalking me and lurking because I frightened her with my unnecessarily good memory, and she thinks I met her mother. Is a long story.

how eye today?

SaintGeorge · 17/08/2007 13:08

Have you not seen ('scuse the pun) an eye specialist at all yet cod?

I still think your symptoms sound like iritis/blepahritis or something similar, especially with the bruised socket description.

Is there an eye clinic at your local hospital? We have a walk-in clinic locally. You sometimes have to wait a couple of hours but at least you get to see a specialist the same day.

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