This is a true story, we went for a romantic weekend away in wales by the sea. Earlier in the evening we had a hot air balloon ride, nice bottle or two of wine, gorgeous evening, great loving IYKWIM....
In the middle of the night DP (now DH) jumped about 10 feet out of bed, screaming, banging his head and beating himself in the ear. I thought we were being burgled, so jumped out of bed, grabbed a candlestick (only thing to hand) and ran after him. He is stark bllck naked running around screaming and shouting. After a couple of minutes of wondering what the hell was going on and calming him down, he finally tells me he has a bug in his ear and he can hear it fluttering away.....
It turns out a moth had landed on his ear and instead of batting it away, he had actually pushed it into his ear. So we warmed up some baby oil, stuck it down his ear and he said he could hear the death flutters of the moth.
Following day, down to Casualty for possibly one of the funniest moments of my life. They thought he could not hear, so they shouted his name as loud as they possibly could!
PML