I'm 50. Left handed, short, overweight and pretty unfit.
Over the years, I've had a series of sprains, strains and one off injuries.
I have suffered a series of sprained ankles, a shoulder injury required physiotherapy, plantar fasciitis, a lower back injury and so on.
In recent months, I've been 'feeling my age'. Sitting down for long periods, results in hip pain when I next get up and walk around, aches and pains hang around for longer than they used to and when I do exert myself, the pain the day after has sometimes required pain killers.
In the last couple of weeks, my left neck and shoulder has become increasingly painful.
Moving my head backwards for drinking or taking tablets has needed forethought or else it's very painful and it's become increasingly painful to turn my head to look to the left.
It's culminated in today.
Waking up and it's as if all my injuries happened yesterday.
I have to steel myself to roll out of bed, walk very carefully and try to used my left hand as little as possible.
I'm as stiff as a board and in pain like a little old woman.
I am lying in bed as I can't bring myself to sit up (lower back), I have just had a very painful visit to the kitchen and bathroom and making any movement with my left arm, shoulder and left side of neck has hurt.
I can bring my shoulder up to my neck, but can't move my neck to meet my shoulder.
I can't roll my head and I am turning my body to look left.
There is no weakened grip, loss of sensation to my arms, pins and needles down my left arm and no shooting pains, but moving my arm, shoulder and head brings pain.
Right is unaffected.
There is no fever, no other symptoms and I don't feel as if I'm coming down with anything.
I have spent the last week in a hotel with a gym and pool where I used a treadmill, cross trainer, swam and of course, trailed my suitcase back and forth.
What the hell is going on?