Mind if I move on to post-op now?
So I've got over the shock of the GA and a bad reaction to cyclizine 6 days ago, and post-op I have been extraordinarily lucky to have suffered virtually no shoulder tip pain, and only mild twinges at the gallbladder site. The incisions are already healing and the dressings are off. I can roll over in bed and sit up unaided. I drove today.
All good so far, right? I have been eating carefully and avoiding fat, and up until this morning felt no effects of all that fresh bile washing around my small intestine at liberty. I was waiting for some kind of impact, to be honest - God knows I've been a slave to me bowels long enough - but secretly hoped I would be one of those people who felt no difference at all.
This morning was my first proper loo trip since the GA (hurray) - and oh my goodness (boooo). Things started innocuously enough, but by 3pm I'd been in there 4 times.
It. Is. Bright. Orange. And it BURNS!! What monsters of biology created this lurid volcanic lava? It was doing the lambada in my colon let me tell you.
I'm trying desperately not to go down the rabbit hole of thinking I will be one of the 10% of cholecystectomees (I made that word up) who ends up never farting with confidence ever again, or has to take a complex cocktail of powders and husk and calcium supplements to ever travel more than 10 feet from the bog.
This is normal in the first few days, and sorts itself out after a while right? All I've eaten is soluble fibre - white bland food, basically...