Hi guys,
I had a stapled haemorrhoidoplexy yesterday early afternoon at Kings in
London. I read a lot of horror stories before the op - just wanted to throw my own (so far relatively positive) tale into the mix for anyone doing their research before a similar op. Before the surgery I didn't know whether it'd be a stapled or 'traditional' procedure as the surgeon had to decide once she could see what she was dealing with. From what I've read the stapled option has a faster and less painful recovery, and that's what I ended up with, for which I'm very grateful.
When I came round from surgery I initially felt OK, but within a few mins was really struggling with pain and was given IV tramadol. That took the edge off but 20-30 mins later I was white-knuckling the side of the bed and focusing on deep breathing in order to try to deal with the pain, which was similar to contractions of pretty late stage labour, but constant. I guess all my muscles down there were in some kind of spasm. It was horrible. (The positive part is coming, I promise!) Obviously they couldn't send me home like that, so I was given oromorph, which as the name suggests is orally administered morphine, and that finally worked for the pain, phew. Within half and hour or so I had only mild discomfort, and apart from a couple of morphine-induced dizzy and nauseous shaky episodes, was basically OK. I was discharged about 5pm, and am on a regular paracetamol and ibuprofen regimen, which I'm carefully sticking to.
I was dreading how I might feel when I woke up today, knowing the moraine would have completely worn off, but possibly thanks to waking at 3am and taking more paracetamol, I felt really not too bad. I made it out of the house to a nearby playground with my kids, and it has been great to move around. So, 24 hours post-op and I' really not in pain, just discomfort. Next milestone will be going to the loo, but hopefully the lactulose I've been given will do its job and the internal dressing will come out without too much trouble...