I am new to Mumsnet and I've read a lot of the threads recently. People seem on the whole articulate and interested but I still have a vague lurking sort of sense that I'm a new girl at school and don't get the in jokes and don't know the etiquette etc.
Anyway. I am a mother of one (son), a lovely boy, light of my life, separated (soon divorced) from husband, still friends with him, have gorgeous new boyfriend / partner, am good at job, have fab family, etc etc. But I am 5 foot 2 and fourteen stone and hate my body and CANNOT shift the weight. I no longer go into shops like Oasis and TopShop because I know the clothes won't fit. I look horrible dressed by M&S, wear vile black all the time, coloured up by chunky coloured jewellery and am turning into vile vile overjolly redcheeked sweaty browed fat woman.
I am 34 and have a pleasant face. In the olden days I used to be ok looking.
I am miserable.