As you age do you tan differently?
This summer I have noticed that my nose is getting unattractively rosy, and my decolletage is, too. Also, the skin is vaguely wrinkly - not quite turkey-watttle, but remeniscent of that. I've been very particular about sunscreen, and haven't burnt at all.
I remember as a child that my mum used to clip a seriously naff white cone-thing to her glasses to cover her nose...is that where I'm heading?