HEEELP I have found a weird lump on my fanjo

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If you imagine looking at one's fanjo in a mirror and a clockface being superimposed on one's vaginal opening, its at about 7 o clock. Just where the labia turns into vaginal wall.

Its under the skin (so deffo not a wart) and yellowish and maybe pea size (petit pois not garden pea). Not sore unless I poke at it.

Been with DP 5 years so presumably not an STD (neither of us have time never mind energy to be unfaithful so no worries on that score).

Wtf?

I guess the Dr is in order, right? I am scared of the Dr and my poor fanjo is a dreadful crumpled state anyway thanks to shittily done stitching after last baby.

Look up Bartholin cysts and pop to your GP for confirmation.

Don't panic! Probably just a simple little cyst - (Bartholin's). Suggest a good hot bath and give it a gentle squeeze - might save you a trip to the Dr. And if it comes to that, don't stress about it - they'll have seen it all before. Very common problem and easily sorted.

Love the username!
It sounds from your description like it could be a cyst on the vulva, which is common and something your GP will definitely have seen before. But the only way to be sure is to be examined!