Normally I manage my constipation, and therefore my anal fissure absolutely fine. Movicol and / or fybogel, lots of water and fruit, bit of germaloids if the fissure reappears, rectogesic ointment if fissure very painful for more than a couple of days.
But now at 16 weeks pregnant it's the worst it has ever been. And I cannot use the rectogesic because of being pregnant. I have just attempted to give birth to a very hard turd. It must have had shoulder dystocia or something, because it got jammed half way out. So I put my finger up my arse a bit and dislodged it. Enough blood dripping to make me wonder about a miscarriage! (But last time I had one of those it was coming out of my vag so I'm not that worried). I've just put some sudocream up there as that's all I could find right now.
This pregnancy I have been either constipated or had diarrhoea since the BFP, and terrible wind. My diet is not great, but I am eating fruit if not much else some days.
Now what?
Disclaimer: I am not the poo troll. You can check my previous posts!