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Unexpected Item in Shagging Area

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UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea · 30/04/2012 22:56

Regular MNer and have name changed in anticipation of this thread - I'm sharing in case this might be helpful for someone or if someone has a similar experience and can reassure me.

Had first and last DC 4.5 years ago. Very traumatic birth for both of us, long, long labour, episiotemy (sp?), forceps. I was very, very battered and bruised down below but healed well eventually.

After a few months when everything had settled down I noticed that I had much more vaginal discharge than before. I constantly felt wet and damp and my pants were a mess (I did warn you about the TMI). I felt that I got a bit "stale" smelling just a few hours after having a shower and became really self-conscious. Blush

Well, you know how it is with a new baby and everything else. Going to the doctors was way down the list of priorities and after IVF, pregnancy and birth I was not keen on having even more fiddling down below. But I eventually went a year ago and the very nice doctor checked me over, said there was nothing obviously wrong but that I had some very large skin tags on my fanjo wall which might be the cause of the increased discharge. She gave me antibiotics in case I had an infection but I was no better.

I eventually dragged myself back and got a referral to a Gynae consultant - my appointment is on Wednesday afternoon.

Apparently I might be able to choose to get my extra fanjo flaps cauterised off Shock but will find out more on Wednesday.

So, that's all. I'll let you know how the appointment went if anyone's interested (have already booked into nice restaurant for meal with DH following appt in case it is traumatic) Smile

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whomovedmychocolate · 03/05/2012 10:32

Oh goody, I'm 38 too - but no squelching over here Wink

Perhaps you could have a water butt fitted, there is a drought you know Grin

PoohBearsHole · 03/05/2012 13:39

wmmc - you just significantly lowered the tone, am not sure it could have got any lower until your latest post Envy Grin

whomovedmychocolate · 03/05/2012 15:50

Grin Waste not want not etc!

UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea · 03/05/2012 22:21

Hmmm, good idea re the water butt WMMC Grin

However would it not affect the flavour of the garden produce? We are growing potatoes, beans, rocket, radishes, spinach and asparagus. Which of these will be enhanced by fanjo fluid do you think?

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whomovedmychocolate · 04/05/2012 08:34

I should think you would have a bountiful harvest, possibly of phallic shaped carrots.

UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea · 04/05/2012 22:50
Grin
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