I am so fed up-I haven't been able to breath through my nose for a fortnight

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How can I shift it?

I am constantly wafting olbas oil and tiger balm and knocking back corvonia, but I am still a (obviously still devastatingly attractive )great big icky ball of snot!

Fizzy drinks make it worse do they?

That's a bit counter intuitive to me, but it's not something I have very often, just a diet coke or a ginger beer at the pub if I'm driving.

Been told that they anoy the membranes into making more of the green stuff

I'm the same, but not for two weeks, thank goodness. Also had conjunctivitis, and now the glands in my neck have swollen up so I have three chins!! I'm feeling ridiculously sorry for myself.
Being up and about and active seems to ease the blocked nose - its night-times that are awful. Decongestants and painkillers seem to have no effect at all.