I've name changed for this!
I'm pretty sure I have haemorrhoids and maybe a skin tag. Think I've had them for years but they weren't causing any problems. Now though I'm conscious of them and they hurt a little. They're outside not inside. DOn't bleed much, just hurt.
Gernerally I'd rather die than go to the doctor regarding anything arse related though weirdly I am fine with gynae examinations. I have never had my bum examined though. 
What is my GP likely to do? Is he/she going to want to look and what do they generally do about the external ones?