Do Easter The LIGHTer Way.........................

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.................. Send Your Easter Eggs To Us!

I'm Mouse.

This Easter I shall mostly be eating cheese and chocolate, at the same time.

We are normally a healthy eating thread, but we've all pogged a bit of late so, we need to kick ass after Easter soon!

Twat away lovely, twat away.

I'm afraid that if that were me, I'd have gone round and tell her to back the fuck off. I doubt that she can smell dog shit, more likely that her nose is too close to her fucking arse.

Maybe you should draw up a list of all the things you've picked up from them?

Is this the one who is on the right, as you look out of your window into the garden? Like wired fence? Not a proper fence?

Maybe you could accidently throw something with a laxative in for their yappy fucker? Or maybe not, because that would be mean and underhand.

Oh now that's funny

Very bizarre to speak to your dad rather than you but if she's still living at home at the age of 50 perhaps something isn't quite right with her?

Made me laugh out loud though, sorry

Total utter nut job. I would stick a polite note through her door to ask if she addresses any issues with you directly in future as unlike her, you chose to grow up and move out of the family home.

And then Twat her one.

Nosey neighbours should be fucking shot

Dubs!!

Right lushies, I'm outta here.

Be back tomorrow at some point. FFF!! Yippeeeeee. xx

snort, isn't taking a crap on neighbours door step a bit, well teen asbo stylee? I'd vote not. and the whole dog poo saga sounds v suss, if one could sniff out poo at ten paces then we'ld never have to worry about stepping on a dog turd again . think best to focus on saying something about the absolutely out of order - moaning to your dad, and letting other stuff lie.

Morning, just, tis me, Mouse.

Lovely day here, sausage and cheese toastie to start the day! Yum.

MIL is here in the garden with DH. They've got so much done, it looks so pretty.

A day of playing and avoiding weddings on every fucking channel here today.

Dubs - have a fab day saving the world. xx

I'm waiting on an online shop then I'm taking the boy out. He's in the garden 'helping' MIL and DH

Right, I'm off for the evening.

Be back tomorrow lushies xxxxx