Discreet help required

[jabberofjobbie]

I'm a parent & grown man & i've came here for advice on a subject i don't want to shout about. I think i may have contracted a male version of what as known as the "blue waffle" disese, i'm ashamed & embarresed & don't want to go to my gp.

I don't what will have caused it

Sorry if I'm having a sense of humour failure, but fuck of into another topic for half term games would you? - Health is for people dealing with real problems.

I'd have more sympathy if you'd given her blue waffle disease through excessive clitoral stimulation since her going off sex with you now that she's decided nappy changes are more exciting than doing the hokey cokey with her husband. But ohhhhh no, you had to put your own wankery first didn't you? So selfish!

Have you checked to see if your brain is doing the same after all the over-exertion typing your posts? I'd say it's showing signs of wear and tear already and it would be terrible if you developed more than one kind of blue head.

Have you recently bought new, blue underwear OP? Or are you going commando under new dark-dyed jeans? Both of these could turn your helmet blue.
If you are in pain, go to your GP or local GUM clinic - even if you have wnaked the end of your knob off, they will have seen it before and be able to assist you.

I had this very problem.

Wank your way through it, that's my advice. Don't stop wanking, that's the worst thing you can do.

sorry Kurri :( i have been baiting but you are right

arf at "I'm a parent and a grown man"

Wasn't getting at you SPB or anyone else apart from OP

:)
Well it looks as though the OP has been healed - I always have that effect

Unless you are made os sudo creame then i haven't healed Shreik! :0

Just go to a GU clinic. End of.

Stop putting the food colouring in the batter.

Your waffles will be the lovely golden colour they're supposed to be.

Otherwise, you'll just have some lovely stilton.

I don't see the issue here?

Someone can't get a fuck?

Is that you Jason?

Thought we hadn't seen you around for a while.

You've obviously been busy - and you like cheese.

You dirty dirty man, i hope it falls off. good luck with it tho

WATP

I once nursed a man with blue waffle disease. Before his knob fell off, his bollocks exploded. It was a bugger to clean up. Glad the hospital had a laundry and I didn't need to try to get the mess out of the sheets.

ha ha ha I love this thread :)