So I went in with the idea of justgettingwhatmyblokehas (Samsung S3, he's techy but he still finds this 'fine', apparently) and now the Cunning Young Man has talked me into indecision.
I can't waste any more time drifting around technical reviews which are way beyond my capacity to interpret. So could you knowledgeable people please help me?
I need to:
Text
Call
Surf web (not FB, but BBC, email, Twitter etc)
Take reasonable photos for a blog which I have been promising myself to write for the last 3 years
I don't envisage playing videos or games, apart from the odd 5 minute YouTube on a news website or of a cat while I'm waiting for a train
I can get S3 for £18 a month. S4 for £23 - is this normal? High? It sounds high, but my current ancient phone costs a tenner so I may be exaggerating.
This means 500 free minutes, 500 mg data (it bristles with WiFi around here), unlimited texts
The Cunning Young Man claims
The camera on S3 is rubbish
It's an old phone so you won't get any support
The S4 is very slow to download things
Any help would be really super. I just want to get it over with, so I can get back to reading books and listening to the radio.
Although you may have ideas about non-Samsung phones, please don't tell me about them because while undoubtedly useful, this will just open up a whole new universe of pain.
Finally, I'm a bit paranoid about what you do if some enterprising person walks off with your phone.
How do you cancel the contract?
Can you remotely wipe your data on an Android?
At this point, the young man got really excited and said, 'You need an iphone, only Apple can kill you phone remotely. Or you need to take a £110 contract out with Our Team and they can do this for you.'
At this point I politely terminated the conversation.