Have read this again a few times tonight.
"Am on iPhone, can't do links."
For all of you who've ever posted this, here you are:
Open a new web page on your phone (the little square-upon-a-square on the bottom of the screen).
On the new page, touch and hold the bar with the URL in it. The bar will change to show the entire URL. Touch it again. A new pop-up will show up that says "select" and "select all". Touch "select all". Then touch one of "copy, paste, define", which will pop up next. Touch "copy".
Go back to your MN page.
Type two left square brackets.
Touch the screen and hold for a second. A pop-up will show up. Select "paste". Space. Type whatever you want to call the link.
Type two right square brackets.
Preview to make sure you did it right.
Done.
See how rewarding it is?
AIBU?