My USB stick. On which are all my photos, all my work, is buggered.
I don't know what happened to it. I tried to open it and it said that before I could use it, it must be formatted. Well, since I have been using it, I knew that couldn't be right! I can't retrieve anything from it.
All the children's photos. All my work! hundreds of template policies and procedures.
My cash flow forecast! I have no clue what's coming out when!
I am truly up shit creek in a concrete canoe. And I don't have nose plugs. Or a snorkel. and the people who live on the banks of the creek have constant diahorroea.
If you tell me how I can fix this, I will snog you, shag you, give you all my money, kick david cameron in the nuts or wear a placard declaring you God and walk round the streets of london ringing a big bell.
Take your pick. Just SAVE ME!!