I've never had a mobile and don't really want one, but for various reasons I'm considering my options.
Unfortunately, lack of experience combined with apparently infinite variety in phones means that I haven't a clue about decent makes, whether or not I need a contract if I get a pay-as-you-go affair (I've had conflicting information), what type of phone might suit me (although the word "cheap" springs to mind") and so on.
I suppose that calling people and texting would be about the size of it - no interest in apps, games, gadgets, video-links, watching films on a 2" screen or playing music at volume on buses.
Any words of wisdom from seasoned users?