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I. Bloody. Hate. Cats. arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggh

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LaTrucha · 07/05/2010 15:01

Rant alert.

Growing up in the wilds of the country, we had cats who lived half in the house half in the garden.

We have recently forked out on a small house with a garden in a semi-detached row so that DCs can have a little bit of green space to run about in. Every other (insert sreaming swearword) person in our row seems to have at least one cat, if not two.

We have to go out every morning to clear up yet more cat shit from our garden so DD has even a chance of playing out there. It is absolutely revolting.

We are trying various foul-smelling pellets but this often means WE don't want to be in the garden. I am so cross with urban cat-keepers. Cats need space. Even if they're litter trained, if they're outside, they will do it. And they won;t do it in their own gardens. They'll go to the nearest cat-free spot. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh

Plus the fact every time I want to do some gardening I have to run the risk of turning over soil with wet, foul cat poo in it.

What bloody works?

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LaTrucha · 28/05/2010 14:57

Let me know!

My optimism yesterday was misplaced. Six poos in the flowerbed this morning. Two plants dug up. One set of seedlings destroyed.

Do you thikn I can ask my neighbours to pay for all this?

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nymphadora · 31/05/2010 18:00

I'm getting close to charging my neighbours. Am now up to 5 strawberry plants + windowbox they knocked into next door which is empty, 2 tomato plants, 15 sweetpeas, 2 cabbages. Plus all the stuff I bought to keep the bloody thing out.
Oh and all disposable gloves & 3x the amount of habdwashing cos I'm having to clear the stuff up & am pregnant & paranoid!

LaTrucha · 03/06/2010 17:59

Pregnant and paranoid here too.

We've currently resorted to covering any baresoil withthat weed stop material. It looks awful, so my efforts to beautify the garden are all for nothing. We're hoping they change their habits in the meantime we think of something better.

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