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I am so f*cking f*cked off with my garden

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Cappuccino · 18/08/2008 10:22

it is horrid

I have just been out to hang the washing up - yes it is going to rain, but I am going to chance it for an hour - and it is like a rainforest jungle of horrid

there are enormous blackening sunflowers being eaten by slugs and leaning perilously over

everywhere is covered in bindweed

there are nettles in the hedge

my summer salads have been left too long (because it was cold and rainy and who wanted to eat salads?) and they look like triffids

there are frogs - FROGS - in the concrete play area, which is so wet I was paddling through it. In the centre is a sandpit I was drying out which is now submerged in water

last summer we skipped around the garden, ate breakfast out there, weeded, grew pretty bedding and planted out strawberries and blueberries in anticipation of this year

we have had four strawberries

I cannot see the raspberry canes for stuff

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SlartyBartFast · 21/08/2008 11:44

nobody want a read?

TsarChasm · 21/08/2008 11:48

I am so sorry Cap but the thread title has me in fits...I keep thinking of lovely genteel R4 Gardeners Question Time. How I'd love to hear that read out

What would Bunny and Bob say??

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