Fucking bastarding cunting slugs. I hate them so much. The RHS can fuck off with their 'slugs are our friends' crap. 'They only eat your lovely new seedlings because there's nothing else, they really prefer dead and rotting vegetation' says the Good Slug Guide. Really? Well you could have bloody well fooled me!
I thought it might be better this year as it's been so dry, but no. They have just demolished overnight all my cosmos that I planted out. I waited until the plants were a good size and they have just been felled. As for my dahlias, aaaargh.
I am literally on the verge of tears here. Fucking, fucking bastards...