Since yesterday, I've had bites appear across my body : I'm desperate to know what is biting and how to get rid...
Backstory:
In summer 2022 we bought this house with a large overgrown garden. Whilst attacking the garden, I got bitten - big individual lumpy bites that randomly appear on any exposed skin- midriff, neck, ankles, feet, arms. Since then, during every summer, I've not been able to go into the garden without being bitten (unless I dress in burka-esk clothing). The bites (and bugs, I presume) completely disappear in winter, then come back each summer.
My oh isn't as badly bitten by these fuckers - misogynistic little twa*s
Anyway - it seems that yesterday, they made their summer return.
Pleaseeeeeee - does anyone have any suggestions for what the invisible bug might be and what I can do about it?
I'm desperate - please help me identify (read - kill) the little fucjers.
In the garden we have:
Large old beech trees/beech hedge
Large old apple trees
Ducks, geese, chickens
Overgrown sections of garden border
Ants (but I would 1000% notice if I had ants crawling on me yuck yack yuckty yuck)
... I can't think of any other relevant thing in our garden...