VegemiteandhoneyontoastDug out some cleanish clumps of perennials, then took the regretful decision to spray everything else off, but then I'm paid to keep the garden presentable and digging the stuff out would take years I don't have. It still leaves a bad taste in my mouth, though.
I am faced with this issue. Last year we took over a large allotment space that fortuitously is next to my garden. It had been entirely abandoned for 4? years-- well, since before covid. Nettles and docks taller than me, beds swallowed up, all of that. But the path and land into the allotment which runs parallel to my front garden has never been minded so I have had many issues for two decades of the weeds/weed seeds/roots coming into my garden, with dock nettles bind weed you know the drill.
When I took on the allotment and spoke to the allotment guy I asked about the lack of maintenance to the approach to the allotments and he admitted that no, they were not planning to do anything. "You can do it, but it is not really yours we'll just let you control the weeds and we won't charge you." The fuckers. But I said hell yeah.
But there is ivy running in crisscross fashion everywhere, chick weed and lords and ladies, bind weed nettles cow parsley and the rest, and as you say digging out even just the ivy would take years I don't have.
How best to tackle the problem when the allotment guy says "we would rather you didn't spray", and "yes that's quite a big job, isn't it." in a dismissive sort of tone. I mean, I would rather not spray too, but blimey what a job.
I have followed the Charles Dowding advice for dealing with large areas of perennial weeds that you want to revert to planting-- plastic cover. For a year a large area of the land approaching my allotment (20 ft by 40?) will be covered in plastic to kill the perennial weeds. I also have a lot of landscape fabric (but not the good stuff sadly) so I will use it for a year on the remaining bit, planting through it, then I'll discard and mulch will be my friend.
But even to get to the plastic cover/ landscape fabric stage has been such hard work! (I am still not totally there but about 2/3 rds there). I have needed to level the ground somewhat and doing so I was forced to remove about twenty wheelbarrow loads of cotswold stone. The guy who lived in our cottage before us was a builder and just dumped stuff I guess.
That deals with the land parallel with my garden but there is a HUGE other bit of land that also must be controlled. And for that there is <whispers> Roundup. I am not a bad person! Just tired and overwhelmed.