Does this exist, or is it all in my imagination?!

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Hi, I'm looking to plant a border along a fence boundary. I want to do it both for privacy and decoration. I would like the plants to be fast growing to 6 foot in height, provide plenty of privacy, while not pushing against the fence I share with my neighbours. Does such a thing exist? I want to plant then in a line so no gaps etc.

I had your problem and decided to get conifers like this one, it’s working so far, but you do need to bury quite a few.

https://www.ashwoodnurseries.com/shop/plants/conifers/cupressus-sempervirens-totem-sempervirens-totem.html

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Do NOT plant bamboo in the ground. We’ve inherited it in our garden, and it has spread everywhere and is going to be a nightmare to get rid of. It grows fast and looks green all year round, but omg it’s horrendous.