Mystery poo in garden

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Soft, squidgy, flat, black and white poos keep appearing in the same place in my garden (see attached picture). They're maybe 0.5cm thick, so much more substantial than typical bird muck.

Every day there's more, in the same location, under a large tree.

My best guess is they're from a very large bird and they're falling from high enough to make them flatten on impact. But I can't find any similar images so I could be completely wrong.

Does anyone have any idea what they are and what I can do to stop them?

We're stuck isolated in our house, and they're almost impossible to clean, so keeping my kids of them is a nightmare! Any help would be much appreciated.

Big bird from sesame Street?

Not been seen for a while could be in your garden op

Best thread ever. Give me squinting at pictures of random poo any day right now.
I agree it looks like large bird possibly nesting or perching defending nest/mating territory and so it is concentrated in area ?

I had delight of owl pellets yesterday and saw (warning) half a mouse in amongst bits of random fur etc. Hmmm

Owls and buzzards are carnivores hence nutrient dense food. A vegetarian like a pigeon has less dense food hence more crap for size of bird? No idea whether there's any validity in this idea.

www.rspb.org.uk/fun-and-learning/for-families/big-wild-sleepout/whose-poo/

That looks like red kite poo

Owls do both. Barn owl faeces is usually black and white.

Damn - caught out by a zombie thread.

Too big for pigeon. It is the size of my thumb. We have been getting the same poo on our back patio for the past week. I’m thinking roadrunner.

Too big for pigeon. It is the size of my thumb. We have been getting the same poo on our back patio for the past week. I’m thinking roadrunner.

Zombie poo thread 😃

Squirrel, a big fat one?? We have a couple in our garden and one is twice the size of most I have see and eats too much as we leave them too much feed IMO