Hello all (and welcome back Shove - sorry to hear you've been having such a rough time of it).
Hope you all had good Xmasses. Still not much gardening recently for me. Although I did hack some overhanging branches off a massive ash tree yesterday.
It's weird weather, isn't it? And I have a very very mild version of it -I hope no one reading this is badly affected. So this December, I have both picked and eaten a couple of strawbs, and seen the snowdrops in flower. My daffs and tulips are popping up too. And my rhubarb was only dormant for about a week, the crowns are covered in leaves again, so I have put off dividing them. A summer raspberry, that was cut down, is trying to flower, anf a flowering currant has managed to. And my quince trees has leaf buds looking ready to pop, yet it has not been dry enough to prune the apple tree at the allotment. 
I never did get round to putting in my garlic, which was probably a good thing as it would just have rotted. Maybe after Frank leaves I will, and see if we get the 40 days of cold, or whatever it supposedly needs to form cloves?
All my broadies are still alive, although the ones at the allotment are looking much taller and healthier than the ones at home which are all gnarled and holey. The plot broadies were sown in modules, and the home ones, direct. I have more seed so will probably do more in spring, in any case.