I have had an epiphany that if the wellies were stored outside the back door, then I would no longer have mud trails through my kitchen.
So how to achieve this?
First idea is storage bench. Down side is that plastic ones don't look too nice; wooden ones rot; both would permanently have an inch of mud and dead woodlice at the bottom.
Could I get away with storing them on pegs upside down and off the ground but otherwise uncovered? I'm postulating that being upside down will prevent water coming in the top - but IME everything kept in the garden gets damp and grey - so maybe water flows upwards when no one is looking, and will ruin my wellies.