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What has MIL done to my garden?

75 replies

UnrelatedToElephants · 21/06/2014 09:34

Grin

My lovely MIL has been on a bit of a gardening jaunt while visiting, and has bought and planted out some mystery plants, kindly tagged with her own name - fab.
I think she thinks I'm a lot more expert than I am with this gardening lark!
Can anyone help me identify these?

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iK8 · 21/06/2014 10:05

I thought elder for second one too. But I can't see pics very well on phone.

UnrelatedToElephants · 21/06/2014 10:05

Nah we've got two astilbe - they're knee high and wide. This chap is a gangly shiulder high creature. Definitely planted by her, but it could be a weed she brought me!

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CottonbudCatastrophe · 21/06/2014 10:06

If its furry, 3 could be sorrel. Crush a bit in your hand - is it lemony?

RedCherryPie · 21/06/2014 10:06

They look like weeds

Is she a nice mil?

UnrelatedToElephants · 21/06/2014 10:09

I've got a bit of a reputation for beig a useless clumsy oaf around PILs so don't really want to ask - I will if I have to, but I'm enjoying the illusion of pride. Plus, this IS more fun. I'm hoping they will reveal their true form soon enough!

Off to go crush some No. 3 (sounds like Chanel! )

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Staywithme · 21/06/2014 10:10

Does your mil secretly hate you and they're all weed? Grin

leaves conversation ashamed to admit I know NOTHING about gardening Blush

QuintessentiallyQS · 21/06/2014 10:10

Sorbus?

Staywithme · 21/06/2014 10:11

*weeds NOT weed. If it was weed I would be waiting for the police to call. Grin

Alicebannedit · 21/06/2014 10:19

I thought the middle one looked like elder, but thought it might not flower til bigger? Anyway you can make elderflower champagne with the flowers and elderberry port in a few years time if it is! The last one I thought might be dock - rub the leaves on nettle stings and they take the pain away... do you have an abundance of nettles? Grin

UnrelatedToElephants · 21/06/2014 10:47

Maybe MIL secretly hates me and is using me as her drug mule. Who knows.

No 3 doesn't smell of lemon (more of a wet grass smell). And actually isn't hairly on the leaves, just the stems.

No2 definitely looks more like elder than spirea.

They were all planted a month or so ago, and she's topped them with the clay soil. They are composted underneath. Has she really used compost to plant me a dock leaf?

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UnrelatedToElephants · 21/06/2014 10:53

Does it help to know number 3 is covered in blackfly?

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EauRouge · 21/06/2014 12:44

I agree that number 2 looks like a sambucus/elder. 3 looks like a weed, have you done something to upset your MiL? Grin

Halsall · 22/06/2014 18:47

I think 2 could be a Rodgersia.

1 definitely a hellebore.

3 is a weed IMHO Grin

Halsall · 22/06/2014 18:50

Just to explain my theory - it seems to look a bit like this.

Hard to tell without the flower spikes though.

bigbadbarry · 22/06/2014 18:58

3 doesn't look like sorrel but I don't know what it might be . Why did she tag them with her name?

bigbadbarry · 22/06/2014 18:59

2 agree spirea, though the photo isn't very clear is it definitely not a hydrangea?

IDismyname · 22/06/2014 19:08

Number 3 I think is Persicaria
Persicaria

I have it in my garden, but have had to search high and low for the name!

IDismyname · 22/06/2014 19:10

Oh, and number one is def. a hellebore. It should flower around January. DH loves them.

Number 2 looks like an elder, but I'm surprised she planted it, if it is one.

RedCherryPie · 22/06/2014 23:34

Isnt elder a weed

peggyundercrackers · 23/06/2014 00:06

No 3 is a primula denticulata, they normally flower early summer.

SixImpossible · 23/06/2014 00:24

No2 looks a bit like a spirea, but the flower head looksee like and elderberry. Hope you've got plenty of space around it, if it is an elderberry'

Why would she plant a common elderberry, though?

TalkinPeace · 23/06/2014 12:03

Hellebore, Astilbe and bistort
all long lasting reliable flowering perennials

a bit silly of her to plant them without the seller labels though

darkness · 23/06/2014 19:03

the first one is a slightly sick looking peony - not a helibore
the second is angelica
and the third is dock ( probably a weed covering whatever she planted)

WestmorlandSausage · 23/06/2014 19:57

Ahhh bistort Grin

that is the one I was thinking of for no 3 too Talkin.

Sorry darkness I think you are wrong on all three.

Halsall · 23/06/2014 22:49

I see why you think it's angelica, darkness, but I think the leaves are wrong - angelica's quite fleshy & sappy whereas in the pic they're deeply grooved and defined.

I'm still sticking to Rodgersia!

Where are you, OP?