Funnyperson, I am a living lesson that garden greed is not good.
I had a 10 x 60 ft town garden for years and wanted more. We moved and I got a gorgeous early Edwardian 40 x 150 garden, terraced in three levels, with York stone and heaps of large beds, and a veg and fruit plot.
My H doesn't garden, so it nearly killed me off!
Last year we moved to a house with garden in parts. There is a piece of garden which wraps around the front and side of the house, about 13 ft deep, and probably 30-35 ft each side. But most of it is patio, with a one metre border running round the edge. It is east to get to both sides, as the front drive is a metre below, so the area, although level with the house, is effectively raised.
At the back there is a brick parking area, quite large, about 30 by 20ft.
Then a set of dog leg steps leading up to a very neat but dull area which needs much work. It is 50 by 15 ft, but narrows from 15 ft to 11 at the back. It is neatly fenced and with a shed at the end, the whole width of the garden, but not deep (10 by 3).
This land faces East but with good sun from the south as well. It is sunnier on the left as you look along it, although sunny altogether at the end.
That land is sloping, 4 ft drop probably front to back.
It is entirely lawned at the moment, with a single red leaved Acer half way up, a bit too bright, sadly, as the only plant there.
So boring as hell. Oh, and it is clay and stony and possibly has never been planted, other than the neat lawn, so it is HELL to dig- and I'm used to clay, always had it.
So that's me.