Am I being unreasonable to be excited....

[FourArms]

..because DH is coming home today? I haven't seen him for 13 weeks, and have only spoken to him for 45 minutes during that time!

...and the labrador as well plus the Volvo. Careful Lapin, you'll go native! I wondered why I hadn't seen you posting on here much recently; now I know!!

I am chairman (I am not a piece of furniture)of the Youth Club at the British school here; which means I maintain my reputation as a scary (ex) teacher, as I kick the sixth formers around if they don't do enough to earn their ?30 per session.

? should read the Euro symbol.

We have a Landy too - but also a Japanese sports car and a cat (how common!!!)

But when you are truly posh you can do what you like

We have the Landy, pretend Lab (mongrel with aspirations...) and I have pearls - however, it's all cancelled out by the fact I keep running late in the mornings and taking DD to school in my pajama top and jeans

Save the hassle of getting dressed in the mornings by sleeping in your day clothes/full make up (minus the mascara)

Surely one's twinset and pearls would get creased...?

I threatened dh with Volvo - got the Saab I wanted. He has a Range Rover, glider for towing of; for Naval orifices recreational purposes.

No pets, but a 13 yo ds (which counts as hell hound at times).

The twin set would crease, but the tweed skirt and brogues would be OK.

Ooh, post your pic then, or is it online somewhere?

Ah but with the twin set creased one could pretend that your stable hand had let you down and you had to muck out the horses that morning.

The blighter! What do you have to do to get decent help these days? (am practising cross voice for tomorrow morning...)

Lapin - is that the Aug/Sept edition??

Ah Lapin - you didn't count on me being the original Google Snoop did you?

It will be available on line very sooooon!

Don't you worry - secret safe with me Promise.

It's funny though I sometimes post things one here forgetting it is a public internet forum - and then think why did I do that?!