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So supposing you were sluttish enough to have a packet of jelly in your cupboard

38 replies

LadyGlencoraPalliser · 14/03/2009 18:19

with a best before date sometime in 2005. Would you use it?

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DanJARMouse · 14/03/2009 18:20

NO. Im a best before date freak, anything over a few days and its gone.

BIN IT.

shonaspurtle · 14/03/2009 18:21

Yep, I'd give it a go

Marthasmama · 14/03/2009 18:22

I'm not usually bother with best before dates if it's a small margin, but 4 years, might be pushing it!

Marthasmama · 14/03/2009 18:23

Bothered, not bother.

differentID · 14/03/2009 18:23

I don't mind using some stuff within 6 months e.g jelly, previously unopened fruit and so on, but I would not touch that jelly. That's 4 years out of date.

pointydog · 14/03/2009 18:25

no. Four whole years? no, not even I

AMumInScotland · 14/03/2009 18:25

I think 4 years is stretching it a bit, even for a "best before"

LadyGlencoraPalliser · 14/03/2009 18:25

But I was thinking, it's not that perishable really. I mean obviously use by dates on fresh food are there for a reason, but what would go wrong with jelly?

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Coldtits · 14/03/2009 18:26

If it was powders, and not the jellyish stuff ... yeah, I would.

differentID · 14/03/2009 18:26

gelatine is meat based- surely it would have started to degrade and wouldn't hold? plus all the colours and stuff wouldn't be right

LadyGlencoraPalliser · 14/03/2009 18:27

There is powder too, Coldtits, but it is only a few months out of date so OF COURSE I am going to use that.
Have had a BIG clearout of kitchen cupboards today.

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shonaspurtle · 14/03/2009 18:32

Is it cubes? It's probably gone all hard. Tbh, I doubt it tastes of anything now whether you could safely use it or not.

MayorNaze · 14/03/2009 18:33

if it looks fine and smells fine - use it

shonaspurtle · 14/03/2009 18:34

Is packet jelly sluttish btw?

I used to massively envy my friend who got 2 cubes of jelly in her packed lunch every day. What decadent luxury (to an eight year old)

Tortington · 14/03/2009 18:34

seriously - its 35p in tesco.

lljkk · 14/03/2009 18:35

I'm with MayorNaze.

WhatFreshHellIsThis · 14/03/2009 18:36

there's a difference between Best Before and Use By - Use By means that the food will likely have gone off after that date and you really shouldn't go too far past those dates.

Best Before just means that it will probably taste better if you use it before then, but not that it's dangerous afterwards.

use your judgment - does it look ok? has it changed colour? does it smell ok? has it got preservatives in the ingredients, which would probably keep it from going off even through a holocaust?

Nabster · 14/03/2009 18:36

I wouldn't.

xap · 14/03/2009 18:38

If it was a child, it'd still be a preschooler. That tips the balance for me. KS2 jelly is off the menu, EYFS fine: KS1 jelly on a particularly bad day.

MayorNaze · 14/03/2009 18:40

isn't eating a cube of jelly a day meant to be fab for your hair and nails?

or should i be posting that on the useless tips thread[ grin]

TrillianAstra · 14/03/2009 18:45

I think the sluttishness refers to the age, not the presence of jelly.

I hope so anyway, as I have two packets of (in-date) jelly in my cupboard

OracleInaCoracle · 14/03/2009 18:48

if you have jelly in your cupboard are you considered a slut?

what about tins of custard?

do you have to lounge around in maribou slippers, flirting with handymen and drinking brandy at 7am?

shonaspurtle · 14/03/2009 18:49

Ah, gotcha. I was thinking maybe making up jelly with leaf gelatine and freshly squeezed fruit juice was de rigeur and I had been Letting Myself Go.

MayorNaze · 14/03/2009 18:50

make the jelly.

and serve it with tinned custard.

and some of those sponges that last for years that old people use to make trifle.

call it slut surpise

Swank · 14/03/2009 18:55

Following the out of date theme...I slathered my youngest son's nose in vaseline today as it was red-raw due to excessive snottage.

I've just noticed that the vaseline was out of date in 2001.