I WOUDL BE GRATEFUL IS PEOPLE WOULD STOP OFFERING SHITTY FOOD AT BIRTHDAY PARTIES.! Thank u kindly!

[MintyandTink]

Having been to a few birthday parties since my little one was born I am quite shocked at the shit quality of the food being served at bday parties.

Shitty cocktail sausages- yuk, rancid carrot sticks, hard cheese just to provide some examples.

The thing that gets me is not the kind of food but the bloody quality... CRAPITTY CRAPITTY CRAP!

Rant over.

Sounds good to me stirlingmum.
Mind you I am the woman who made vegetarian, healthy jelly for a kids party using agar agar and fresh fruit juice. My kids have never lived it down and will never forgive me.

But how's this for a party ring?

stirlingmum, that would definitely be okay. Sounds bloody blissful.

Where oh where did you find that?

oh god I made that mistake too spidermama, but only the once thank god and DS and his friends where too young to remember it

it gets worse

(warning-do not open link if you are of a nervous disposition)

what fun!

What are these things made of?

some people clearly have too much time on their hands

Marguerite Patten's party ring! Who'd have thought it? It's looking.. swollen.

Actually I now realize that I did know htat already about party rings - they're vile (but really pretty)

Mmmmmm. With added colour and extra aspartame for that straight-off-the-perfume-counter flavour.

jello of course!

or jelly to you and me

how about this

They look like creatures in pain.

how does one eat those square jellies? They look like finger food, but they can't be.

Unless it's a test of some kind. Are you .. One Of Us? Only if you can eat a slippery multi-coloured perfumed jelly cuboid without spilling your martini or saying the word 'toilet'.

Eurch snowleopard. That looks like some entrails my cat has brought in.

Of coure, you'll always get some holier than thou mothers knitting their own party food.

hahahahaha!

oh yuk snowleopard, what are those things on the top? Looks like something the cat sicked up

spidermama beat me to it lol

Look! A new branch of the natural Shoe Store has opened just Behind You!

roffle

Sorry, just realized that the joke to which my last post refers was made on Page 1, some considerable while ago.

those rainbow jelly squares have mesmerised me though. I'm finding them rather beautiful.

Dear God, I must be tired.

I'm oldskool obm, I don't do pages