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If you were a rubbish cook...

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Funfarer5 · 06/04/2026 21:49

And had to cook for 10, what would you cook?

French family, all able to put together high end meals for 20 people without an ounce of sweat or mess in the kitchen.

I am the opposite and am already having heart palpitations at the thought of hosting in a few weeks.

I'm clearly not going to be able to compete on fanciness/quality of cooking so I am thinking my best bet is probably something more fun / that they wouldn't usually have / that kids would enjoy.

As examples, I have had success in the past with a chicken and mushroom pie (after much overwhelm over a hot stove though) and a make-your-own fajita /burrito set up.

Any ideas greatly appreciated!

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AbzMoz · 07/04/2026 00:05

I’d be tempted to do a mezze feast esp if there was a local shop with ingredients - falafels, hummus and dips like baba gaboush, oven roasted veg, spiced chicken or lamb skewers. (Really not too much cooking - just oven or bbq on) Some lovely baklava for pudding.

dishoom cookbook (also available online) has some v easy to follow recipes - the lamb raan is a showstopper especially with simple rice and a coleslaw type chopped salad jazzed up with a pomegranate and fresh mint

the Leon ‘butt chicken’ has never ever let me down as well

rukmini iyers traybakes would also take a lot of the stress and pressure off

you got this!

karmakameleon · 07/04/2026 00:15

I think the easiest recipe ms for large numbers are the sort where you slow cook a large joint of meat in the oven for hours. You can make a salad or two while it cooks and fresh bread or potato’s are the simplest carbs to serve with it.

The Hugh F-W recipe in the link for the pork shoulder is one I’ve done before and is quite simple.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2010/sep/04/organic-pork-recipes-fearnley-whittingstall

But this Ottolenghi recipe is a bit more exciting if you want something different.

https://www.theguardian.com/food/2019/jul/06/yotam-ottolenghi-summer-al-fresco-feast-recipes-pork-vindaloo-slaw-mango-ice-cream

Organic pork recipes | Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall | Food

The differences between organic and conventionally farmed pork are about a whole lot more than just taste

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2010/sep/04/organic-pork-recipes-fearnley-whittingstall

AtleastitsnotMonday · 07/04/2026 15:30

Do you have anything you would say you make well? Don’t worry about it being high end or fancy, if you know you make a mean lasagne or a cracking roast do that! If there really isn’t anything you are already comfortable with I’d go for something that can be predominantly made in advance, isn’t time critical and can be jazzed up with a few sides or add ons.
A butter chicken, cauliflower and chickpea curry, a dhal (make in advance). Then buy naan, popadoms, mango chutney, lime pickle, raita. Only leaves rice to cook before serving.
or
meat chilli, vegetable chilli, tortilla chips, guacamole, salsa, sour cream, grated cheese, lime wedges, rice.
or
cook and side of salmon with lemon and plenty of herbs, roast a chicken. Serve both cold with buttered new potatoes and a selection of simple salads.

Gardenquestion22 · 07/04/2026 21:30

I’d do a slow roast, shoulder of lamb or 2 and jazzy Ottolenghi salads, buy a posh dessert. So you aren’t stressing at the last minute.

Funfarer5 · 07/04/2026 23:16

AtleastitsnotMonday · 07/04/2026 15:30

Do you have anything you would say you make well? Don’t worry about it being high end or fancy, if you know you make a mean lasagne or a cracking roast do that! If there really isn’t anything you are already comfortable with I’d go for something that can be predominantly made in advance, isn’t time critical and can be jazzed up with a few sides or add ons.
A butter chicken, cauliflower and chickpea curry, a dhal (make in advance). Then buy naan, popadoms, mango chutney, lime pickle, raita. Only leaves rice to cook before serving.
or
meat chilli, vegetable chilli, tortilla chips, guacamole, salsa, sour cream, grated cheese, lime wedges, rice.
or
cook and side of salmon with lemon and plenty of herbs, roast a chicken. Serve both cold with buttered new potatoes and a selection of simple salads.

Thank you all!

There isn't really anything I would say I make particularly well, I'm pretty good at throwing together edible everyday meals the kids eat that are fairly nutritious and varied but they are all very average in cooking skill.

And anything I do do well I usually mess up under pressure. My biggest issue is overcooking things as I have a fear of getting food poisoning, and even worse, giving it to guests.

I think a curry could be a good idea I'll think around it some more. DH otherwise does a delicious side of salmon and can cook it to perfection but I always find sides like boiled new potatoes very dry. Any exciting recipes?

A slow cooked meat sounds lovely but I wouldn't know where to start, e.g what joint/piece of meat to choose.

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karmakameleon · 07/04/2026 23:23

Funfarer5 · 07/04/2026 23:16

Thank you all!

There isn't really anything I would say I make particularly well, I'm pretty good at throwing together edible everyday meals the kids eat that are fairly nutritious and varied but they are all very average in cooking skill.

And anything I do do well I usually mess up under pressure. My biggest issue is overcooking things as I have a fear of getting food poisoning, and even worse, giving it to guests.

I think a curry could be a good idea I'll think around it some more. DH otherwise does a delicious side of salmon and can cook it to perfection but I always find sides like boiled new potatoes very dry. Any exciting recipes?

A slow cooked meat sounds lovely but I wouldn't know where to start, e.g what joint/piece of meat to choose.

A curry is a good idea because you could make it in advance and it would be hard to overcook.

For the slow cooked meat, both the recipes I posted use a pork shoulder and that’s always a good cut for slow cooking. Lamb shoulder is also good. Most slow cooked meat recipes are specific about what cut you should use and I definitely wouldn’t substitute unless you know what you’re doing.

Pengane · 07/04/2026 23:35

My aunty does this easy, tasty recipe and it’s nice served with veg. This is her text to me with the details :

Hello _, here’s the recipe for 4-5 people (scale up as required):

8 or 10 good quality sausages. Bake in tray with 5 large baking potatoes cut in half and then each half into 4 quarters (or small baking potatoes enough for 4-5 people), two red onions roughly chopped. 4 tbsp of oil of your choice (I use rapeseed). Mix together. Season with salt and pepper. Bake for around 50 mins till sausages are browned, potatoes soft. Take out of oven. Spoon a jar of good quality tomato chutney over the sausages, potatoes and onions and mix. Bake for a further 10 minutes.
Gas 7, 220c
Serve with peas and sweetcorn, or Brocoli.

Ohthatsabitshit · 07/04/2026 23:46

Three spatchcock chickens, add thyme and lemon and salt and a big slice of butter to them. Follow instructions on the lid and make sure you preheat the oven.
Huge bowl of cooked green beans and tip an olive and sun dried tomato pot from the antipasto section in the supermarket. Add more olive oil if needed.
Boil several bags of new potatoes till soft, toss in olive oil and stick them in a roasting tray to go roasty in the bottom of the oven.
Make gravy and add fancy bread in a basket.

AbzMoz · 08/04/2026 02:47

Pengane · 07/04/2026 23:35

My aunty does this easy, tasty recipe and it’s nice served with veg. This is her text to me with the details :

Hello _, here’s the recipe for 4-5 people (scale up as required):

8 or 10 good quality sausages. Bake in tray with 5 large baking potatoes cut in half and then each half into 4 quarters (or small baking potatoes enough for 4-5 people), two red onions roughly chopped. 4 tbsp of oil of your choice (I use rapeseed). Mix together. Season with salt and pepper. Bake for around 50 mins till sausages are browned, potatoes soft. Take out of oven. Spoon a jar of good quality tomato chutney over the sausages, potatoes and onions and mix. Bake for a further 10 minutes.
Gas 7, 220c
Serve with peas and sweetcorn, or Brocoli.

https://www.sainsburysmagazine.co.uk/recipes/mains/sausage-fennel-and-pepper-traybake

in a similar vein, we must have cooked this sausage traybake 20 times or more - it’s v yummy esp with a side salad!

Sausage, fennel and pepper traybake | Sainsbury`s Magazine

Sausage, fennel and pepper traybake

https://www.sainsburysmagazine.co.uk/recipes/mains/sausage-fennel-and-pepper-traybake

Pengane · 08/04/2026 21:09

AbzMoz · 08/04/2026 02:47

https://www.sainsburysmagazine.co.uk/recipes/mains/sausage-fennel-and-pepper-traybake

in a similar vein, we must have cooked this sausage traybake 20 times or more - it’s v yummy esp with a side salad!

I’ve never eaten fennel so I should give your recipe a go. Thank you!

ExperiencedTeacher · 08/04/2026 21:57

I share this so often on here because it is so so easy but really lovely and whenever I’ve served to guests they’ve been impressed.

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/braised-beef-onepot

i tend to serve with plain boiled rice and then stir fried veg like baby corn, mange tout and tender stem broccoli. I also like serving with prawn crackers.

I’ve done it with Chinese snacks and dumplings to start and with this https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/salt-pepper-chicken as another option with noodles when feeding a crowd too and that went down really well.

All really easy, especially the beef which just sits in the slow cooker.

Chinese-style braised beef one-pot

Chinese-style braised beef one-pot

Great for casual entertaining, when you fancy a warming beef stew but with some more vibrant flavours

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/braised-beef-onepot

Funfarer5 · 14/04/2026 13:48

Thank you all, such great ideas which I would personally devour but still agonising about what would be best.

One family member suggested enchiladas, which I have made for him before (so pre-approved, and very easy) and could be a starting point.

Would this seem like a cohesive dinner:

  • Minced beef and beans enchiladas
  • Maybe a chicken option, not in enchilada form for one person who's not keen on tortilla wraps. I was thinking this with taco shells and trimmings on the side (never made it but could test it out this weekend).
  • a simple lettuce and tomato salad
  • an avocado & corn salad
  • corn on the cob for the kids
  • maybe a homemade tomato salsa.

Caveat: some are not keen on coriander so would need to leave it out of any recipes - still feasible wihout compromising flavour too much do you think?

Quick Chicken Tacos (with sauce!)

20 minute Chicken Tacos made with a homemade chicken taco seasoning that does double duty to flavour the shredded chicken AND make the taco sauce!

https://www.recipetineats.com/chicken-tacos-with-sauce/#recipe

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Itsasecretnow · 14/04/2026 16:17

I think, as an alternative to curries, side dishes etc, it is just as easy (maybe more so, but maybe that’s because I’ve done this a few times) to throw together a “Moroccan/north African” type meal. Two main, large tagines, one vegetarian and one meat, plus a whole lot of sides. Many of the sides - in fact I’d say the majority, 90+% - that I’ve made just happen to be vegetarian so naturally suitable for both veggies and meat eaters. Some of my vegetable sides have been so popular that they’re the first to be hoovered right up! And due to both main tagines being the same size, in large tagines, I also find that both get eaten at the same rate, plenty for the meat eaters to have as well as the veggies.
Very easy to do almost all dishes in advance; my oven will not take two large tagines at the same time so both have to be cooked separately. I can just about fit two of the next size down ones in the oven together, which would be for the largest of the vegetable sides, sometimes also doing another one or two of that size afterwards. Then there are smaller sides, some of which don’t require cooking or can be cooked on the hob.

It may sound a lot but honestly you can pace these dishes out in advance, and some you can do in the day that are quicker - especially any salad/cold sides. In preheating the main dishes on the day, then do so in the big tagines (they will stay hot for ages if you have to reheat each seperately if you have a small oven - my oven is actually smaller than average I’d say so many ovens would fit both, no problem, tbh), as it looks amazing to serve out of them and keeps everything hot for seconds (and thirds!). For the largest of the vegetable sides it’s so easy to just preheat in microwave if you need to, but then put them into the middle sized tagines to serve. Smaller sides you may have small tagines but if you don’t then any nice cookware/serving dishes that might suit the “style” are perfectly ok too. I have had so many compliments when I have done this and rarely leftovers - and I overcater, I find cooking small quantities really hard! - plus asking for recipes. I’ve been asked to make a couple of the most popular sides separately a couple of times too.

It’s fun for everyone to just dig into around the table (you can obviously do this as a buffet too), the table itself looks amazing with all the tagines, earthenware etc, so it does have a little bit of a wow factor that I think will also help you be confident that Sven these guests would be impressed.

Just to say, while tagines are definitely preferable, and do make a difference, especially with the two main sides, you could do a similar menu without. I would advise - if you don’t already possess any - getting at least the two large ones for the two main dishes at least, I think you’d be really impressed by them!

Itsasecretnow · 14/04/2026 16:21

@Funfarer5apologies over length of previous post! Very hard to judge when using app on phone.

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