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Afternoon Tea

46 replies

timeforanewnametoday · 05/02/2026 16:01

I am catering an afternoon tea for the extended family.
How many slices of bread should I allow per person? All adults.
I am planning to serve with sausage rolls mini ones, some sort of crips and coleslaw.
Also does anyone know the best square shaped bread to buy and how many slices in each loaf.
Cakes I will do a choice of three, vic sponge, some type of traybake and scones.
Have I missed anything, strawberries maybe?

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Allseeingallknowing · 05/02/2026 16:18

I’d say two slices minimum. I would also include mini savoury pastries

LostThestral · 05/02/2026 16:26

I would order sandwiches from your local supermarket, we did this at Christmas & probably worked out cheaper with far less hassel

Vroomfondleswaistcoat · 05/02/2026 16:29

Don't bother with strawberries if the afternoon tea is imminent, they aren't very nice at this time of year. Maybe a selection of jams and some clotted cream for the scones?

Bjorkdidit · 05/02/2026 16:31

You don't mention clotted cream but I assume you're getting that for the scones?

As it happens I made afternoon tea for a couple of relatives at the weekend. It was just an informal thing and we're quite small eaters so I won't comment on quantities but I normally get Morrisons or Aldi own brand clotted cream but it was out of stock so had to get Roddas but it was really runny so disappointing and made a mess because it went everywhere.

So try not to get Roddas, supermarket own is better.

Bjorkdidit · 05/02/2026 16:32

Also if you're not making your own scones, Morrisons The Best square scones are the only ready made ones that are edible.

ARunByFruiting · 05/02/2026 17:19

LostThestral · 05/02/2026 16:26

I would order sandwiches from your local supermarket, we did this at Christmas & probably worked out cheaper with far less hassel

I agree with this! Saves so much time and hassle, sandwiches seem to take way longer to make then you think 🤔

justtheotheronemrswembley · 05/02/2026 17:22

Vroomfondleswaistcoat · 05/02/2026 16:29

Don't bother with strawberries if the afternoon tea is imminent, they aren't very nice at this time of year. Maybe a selection of jams and some clotted cream for the scones?

Jam and cream with the scones is somewhat too similar to Victoria sponge cake though.

MikeRafone · 05/02/2026 17:23

LostThestral · 05/02/2026 16:26

I would order sandwiches from your local supermarket, we did this at Christmas & probably worked out cheaper with far less hassel

Plus you get more selection

Or go to Aldi and purchase several packets of ready made sandwiches and cut the two rounds into 4

Most people will eat 3/4 rounds of sandwiches so 1 packet per person

I did miniature pork pies and sausage rolls

Many afternoon tea have something like a lemon posset with a tiny biscuit

Vroomfondleswaistcoat · 05/02/2026 17:27

justtheotheronemrswembley · 05/02/2026 17:22

Jam and cream with the scones is somewhat too similar to Victoria sponge cake though.

Edited

I'd say cream scones were an essential of Afternoon Tea! But I'm from Devon where we take our cream teas very very seriously...

HeadyLamarr · 05/02/2026 17:30

Scone and cream essential, Victoria sponge much less so. I'd swap that out for a lemon drizzle, sliced into fingers.

MikeRafone · 05/02/2026 17:30

justtheotheronemrswembley · 05/02/2026 17:22

Jam and cream with the scones is somewhat too similar to Victoria sponge cake though.

Edited

Im not following this part at all

EnchantedDaytime · 05/02/2026 17:35

I would do bought sandwiches, tiny sausage rolls, cheese straws, no crisps or coleslaw, I love both but they aren't afternoon tea things IMO. Then scones, clotted cream and jam (Roddas has always been fine for me), chocolate cake (brownie?), something lemony, the lemon posset is a good idea, and maybe some of those pretty coloured macarons.

HeadyLamarr · 05/02/2026 17:39

MikeRafone · 05/02/2026 17:30

Im not following this part at all

A Victoria sponge is a plain or vanilla sponge cake filled with jam and cream

A scone is filled with jam and cream (or cream and jam, depending on preference)

Two plain baked goods filled with cream and jam.

Blossombunnyy · 05/02/2026 17:52

Sounds delicious op. I would add some mini pastries and maybe mini sausage rolls, pork pie minis. Cucumber sandwiches and strawberries, grapes. I would go for three slices of bread per person.

Allseeingallknowing · 05/02/2026 17:55

Some things have been added to afternoon tea which just don’t go. One place included tomato soup. I don’t like to see the food arranged on wooden shelves and other gimmicky things. My perfect afternoon tea would be:
Assorted dainty finger or triangular sandwiches
Tiny savouries
Plain scones with strawberry jam and clotted cream
Assorted fancy cakes, inch some fresh cream ones
All served on bone China tiered plates
Chosen varieties of tea in dainty cups and saucers
I have only found one place which does it perfectly

MikeRafone · 05/02/2026 18:09

HeadyLamarr · 05/02/2026 17:39

A Victoria sponge is a plain or vanilla sponge cake filled with jam and cream

A scone is filled with jam and cream (or cream and jam, depending on preference)

Two plain baked goods filled with cream and jam.

its like suggesting putting peppercorn sauce on a roast dinner, as gravy is a sauce

BernadetteJune · 05/02/2026 19:03

LostThestral · 05/02/2026 16:26

I would order sandwiches from your local supermarket, we did this at Christmas & probably worked out cheaper with far less hassel

You get more of a selection too which saves you having to buy lots of different fillings.

Vroomfondleswaistcoat · 05/02/2026 19:48

HeadyLamarr · 05/02/2026 17:39

A Victoria sponge is a plain or vanilla sponge cake filled with jam and cream

A scone is filled with jam and cream (or cream and jam, depending on preference)

Two plain baked goods filled with cream and jam.

A victoria sponge doesn't necessarily have jam and cream in it. It can just have jam or jam and buttercream.

Are we now going to start an entire thread sidetrack about what makes a victoria sponge?

timeforanewnametoday · 05/02/2026 22:56

I was thinking to just have jam in the victoria sponge as otherwise it needs to be kept in fridge, but have little pots of fresh cream to serve with it. May change it to a lemon drizzle again with cream served on the side

great idea about the Aldi sandwich packs !!!

good idea to do plain scones and will have clotted cream with them.

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LostThestral · 06/02/2026 08:56

Not sure if Aldi do it but you can order a platter of sandwiches online for click & collect at most supermarkets rather than the ready made sandwiches, it will work out to be cheaper but depends how many you have coming

Daisydoesnt · 06/02/2026 08:58

with the sandwiches, when you need to take them out of the packets to slice into smaller triangles, lay a clean, damp (ie well
wrung out!) tea towel over the top till just before serving. It stops the bread going dry.

mindutopia · 06/02/2026 14:03

I wouldn’t want crisps and coleslaw with an afternoon tea.

Definitely just sandwiches, scones and cakes.

I quite like a petit four and little brownie bites (buy the ones in the tub, no need to make yourself).

mindutopia · 06/02/2026 14:04

And you have to have jam with the scones.

No one wants a scone with just cream on it. 🥴

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