To answer @PickAChew
Ever tried being constructive? Or doing some actual cooking?
To everyone else:
For soups with pulses, cook the veg and spices in one pan; at the same time cook your lentils or other pulses with water in a separate pan until they are tender but not mushy. Or use tins and heat with a little water/olive oil.
Use a blender to chop the cooked veg to the smoothness you like; a bit of texture is often a good idea. Very probably, you won't want to blend the pulses very much, if at all. (I never blend lentils, for eg.)If you do, then go gently. Ditto for cooked potatoes. Leave some chunks.
Just before serving, combine the contents of both pans and heat gently until almost but not quite boiling.
Pearl barley and other grains are traditionally not blended at all, just mixed in for a bit of 'bite' with other, mostly clear- broth-like, ingredients
For almost any soup, adding chopped fresh herbs or maybe a scatter of very finely chopped garlic and parsley, or a swirl of olive oil, or toasted/fried croutons for extra texture etc etc is good.