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What's your cooking pet peeves?

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LoftyTurtle · 27/03/2024 16:09

As the title says - what are your pet peeves when it comes to other people's cooking? Meant to be a lighthearted thread, not a bashing one 😉

Personally, amongst my extended family, I witness the following and it makes me die a little inside:

  • Slathering absolutely everything in chilli. I like chilli, but not EVERYTHING needs chilli in it!
  • Refusal to use any salt whatsoever so all their cooking just tastes a bit sad and bland. By all means have a low salt diet if you need it for personal or health reasons, fine, but a little salt really isn't the end of the world!
  • Refusing to cook anything above 150 degrees because it might burn it. Listen, some things are fabulous slow cooked, but some things just need to be bloody cooked at a high temperature. Don't keep your oven permanently set to 150 and then wonder why your roast potatoes are always a bit soggy and crap
  • Careless substitution of ingredients when the person cooking doesn't have the skill/knowledge to substitute well. Had a family member very excited to use a new recipe for beetroot brownies once. The recipe called for fresh beetroot, which you grated and incorporated into the brownie mix bit like a carrot cake. She used jarred pickled beetroot because she figured it was "close enough" 🤢 likewise, same person substituted frozen salmon for fresh salmon but didn't thaw it first (or even change the cooking time) and was quite perplexed the fish wasn't entirely cooked through!
  • Cremating all their meat just to make sure they don't accidentally get food poisoning. One family member has been known to be so paranoid about food poisoning that she will cook meat well past being done, and then also microwave it just to be "on the safe side"
  • Weird toxic hatred of jarred sauces or similar. My preference is going to be cooking from scratch but sometimes I can't be arsed & serving my family spag bol with a jarred sauce occasionally really isn't the culinary crime a "friend" makes it out to be 🤣
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LoftyTurtle · 04/04/2024 14:08

TrudyMonk · 03/04/2024 23:12

When PIL cook Christmas dinner they cook the meat on Christmas Eve and serve it cold on cold plates but everything else is warm. It's not good and there's no reason for it, they have a huge range cooker, an air fryer and a pressure cooker and they only ever buy a turkey crown and a gammon.

People who put loads of random stuff in things like cottage pie, bolognese, chilli con carne. I used to get stressed out at friends houses as a child when the parents asked if I liked whatever dish it was and I'd say yes then they'd serve up some abomination with sweetcorn,baked beans,mushrooms or boiled eggs in.

Bad gravy.

Undercooked bacon, overcooked broccoli.

People who cut cheese on a cheeseboard the wrong way.

Grazing platters.

Another PIL one (sorry PIL) but their butter is a, not butter and b, looks like a Jackson Pollock. They double dip with anything else they are spreading and do that awful thing of scraping the knife on the edge of the container so it's extra crumby and gross.

The only "odd" addition that I'll allow in our household is baked beans in cottage pie. It sounds odd, but my DGrandma always did it and it's actually lovely 🤭

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Mh67 · 04/04/2024 14:09

We stopped using salt years ago. There is no need if you cook /season food well

LifeofBrienne · 04/04/2024 15:27

@Mh67 That’s fine if you personally like pasta or rice cooked with no salt and are accustomed to that. Just be aware that guests who are not used to it that way will notice and think it doesn’t taste as nice, however good everything else in the meal is. I once even had homemade bread cooked with no salt and it was not nice!

CointreauVersial · 04/04/2024 15:46

Actually, breadmaking NEEDS some salt, as it plays a part in the structure of the loaf.

MrsB74 · 04/04/2024 15:57

AtleastitsnotMonday · 27/03/2024 17:54

I'm always disappointed when someone serves a meal which has a classic condiment or side but doesn't serve said condiment or side e.g roast beef without horseradish, fajitas without salsa, curry without mango chutney, cheese and crackers without chutney and grapes. I love the condiments!

Me too. My DH doesn’t like them at all - odd!!! I had to retrain him to remember to buy them.

Chelsea26 · 04/04/2024 18:20

LadyMonicaBaddingham · 03/04/2024 21:51

Not other people's cooking, per se but I can't stand it when someone starts stirring a pot, unasked, when I'm cooking. It's being left alone for a reason; if it needed stirring, then I'd be stirring it... 🤯

This reminds me of a very funny thread years ago on here that someone started about the missing raspberry on the cake on the Bake Off credits.

Someone wrote a hilarious rant about people stirring the food they were cooking and called them “Spoony Fuckers” which has always stayed with me 😂

Does anyone remember it? I might try to find it now

xsquared · 04/04/2024 23:09

CointreauVersial · 03/04/2024 23:43

@Vonesk - why do you need to wash rice before you cook it?

Having grown up eating rice pretty much everyday, it tastes so much better and cleaner if you wash it. Otherwise it tastes chalky.

Mind you, that's with Basmati and long grain rice. I don't wash easy cook or aborio/risotto rice, but I cook them very differently.

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